Oh Joy!

It's still February and we're still February-ing. Every day is Valentine's Day. I'm up to my neck in chocolate and let me tell you... it's delicious!

The giant squid has had to work odd hours and he worked ALL weekend. However... he has alllll this week off so we can February in style! I have delicious plans for him... err... for us and I'm positive he has a few naughty plans as well. I told him to be sure and get as much rest as possible because I want to enjoy every moment and we all know he's o-l-d!

SWAT!

Laughing softly...

A huge box was delivered yesterday, an early Valentine's present. It turned out to be several DOZEN boxes of Twinkies! The card said it was from a grateful industry... The Twinkie Farmers of America! LOL! And it was postmarked from Council Bluffs, Iowa which is really a suburb of Omaha, Nebraska. I wonder who Cowboy knows in Council Bluffs. I got such a good laugh out of that. Then I wondered... how come I haven't heard from the Cracker Jack Company or Hershey's or Nestle's, etc.

SWAT!

Tsk

I can't divulge the naughtiness I have planned for this week but a few years ago, I thought Cowboy wasn't as attentive as he should have been. I was annoyed with him so in a pout, I replaced the license plate on his car with one that read "Big Kahuna."

Naturally, a police person stopped him.

When I heard what sounded like thunder... I knew he had been pulled over. "Yelling SAR ADORA! at the top of his lungs usually makes the earth rotate off its axis for a couple of seconds. Plus some friends called to ask if a jet had really broken Mach 2 over our neighborhood or was the giant squid perturbed about something I did?

LOL! That was fun... at least until he got home... I lied and said David did it but unfortunately, he didn't fall for that. He said he didn't get a ticket - just a warning. He told the policeman his wife was mad at him and in true male bonding nonsense, the officer sympathized.

Tsk and double tsk!

Got upended on the spot! Did I ever mention the man lacks couth!

The squid usually takes care of his own car, oil change, etc but he was really busy and asked me to take it in for one of those maintenance things.

Light bulb flash!

I brought the mechanic a chocolate frosted chocolate cake... in exchange for a teeny tiny favor which he happily did for me.

Sooooo the squid picks up his car and drives it home. But every time he braked... the engine did one of those revving up sounds that kids do when they want to drag race with you. Icing on the cake... every time he used the horn, it didn't "horn;" it "hubba hubba-ed" instead. LOL! There he is, in uniform...

Well, let me add that being spanked by a man in uniform is very sexy - especially the after stuff.

But that was when I was young and into mischief on a full-time basis. Now I try to think of more sophisticated mischief and if that doesn't keep him young I can always go back to my youthful ways. That's my job, right? Keeping him young and interested and rested and attentive...

For Valentine's Day I got him a very nice key chain that has a mini digital camera attached. The camera holds 60 mini pictures which I loaded. There are dozens of me and a couple of his naked Neanderthal butt. I lost the directions... Darn!

I'm starting to cook again; it's wonderful to be back in the kitchen and I'm working in my studio, too. I'm taking it slow - don't want a relapse. Cowboy came in to check on me - to see if I was overdoing it.

I decided to overdo it. Stripped... cued the band... did a two-step... jumped his bones... his hand descended... Something very satisfying about making a Neanderthal smile... groan... whisper my name.

~Sar~